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Ratings
This episode’s rating metric theme is: Top 5 Roller Coaster Orgasims
Shrout:
3/10
Don’t Watch
Jason:
7/10
Buy It
Andy:
5/10
Watch
Bi-Weekly Fuck Face Challenge
This episode’s Fuck Face Challenge is: You have to kill Bernie, Larry, and Richard – How do you do it?
Andy
Jason
Shrout
Bernie: Same way as movie, inject with drugs so it looks like an overdose
Larry & Richard: Larry is killed by alcohol poisoning in Bernie’s room and Richard is drowned by being picked up with a paraglider and left on the beach
Bernie: Make it look like an OD but change the location of the injection, but change it to fentanyl
Larry & Richard: Take them both out on a boat at nightfall, shoot them in the head and throw them in the anchor
Bernie: Attach a bomb to Bernie’s golf cart, blowing them into dust so no evidence
Larry & Richard: Take them out on a boat ride and shoot them in the head and feed their corpses to the sharks