What the hell is Charades With A Shotgun, you ask? It’s only the worst butt-rock/nu-metal band you’ve never heard of, created by the fastest shower taker in the world, our very own Andy! They have song titles like “Troll Boner”. They all play shirtless and wear wallet chains that go halfway down their legs. It’s disgusting. Speaking of butt-rock, “Lightning Crashes” is the all-time top song about a placenta. It might be the ONLY song about a placenta. Jason has the power to make paper stand straight up on the table. Don’t ask me how. Shrout is officially the quote master, but you knew that already. We all have to face the hard truth that both Jim Varney and Barkley the dog are no longer with us. Here’s gazai in your eyes! PALE blue colored eyes…
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