Andy had a dream the other night. In the dream, he was getting ready to go to on a date, so he flat-ironed his pubes. The date was a short trip to Czechoslovakia for some western omelettes. Since he was a dick star, this type of travel was easy. When he realized the podcast studio was haunted, he blasted “Road To Nowhere” by Talking Heads. He then asked the ghost, “do you want some of my goblin dick?!”. Then it was time to record an episode. This episode was the top 25 dicks episode, and of course, there was bad reading from everyone but Shrout. Wait, what?
Starring:
- David Bowie - Jareth
- Jennifer Connelly - Sarah
Recast
| Actor/Character | Andy's Recast | Jason's Recast | Shrout's Recast |
|---|---|---|---|
| David Bowie - Jareth | Zac Efron | Billy Eichner | David Bern |
| Jennifer Connelly - Sarah | Kathryn Newton | Beyoncé | Elisabeth Shue |